I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest.
This is fucking funny…
- Mom: who are you texting?
- Me: nobody
- Mom: what are you doing then?
- Me: nothing
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
hello my name is maggie and im a defensive eater..
hello maggie and welcome to defensive eaters anonymous now who took all the cookies
That would be the most stressful meeting to supply snacks for.